1337 h4x0r Turtle pWns you w00t w00t

zomg

2007-06-25T17:52:04Z

going to take english portion of the compass test in about 54 mins >_<

*dies*
ima fail it.. T_T

:x

2007-04-18T14:58:12Z

lol..
so I didnt get to go to the doctors last night
so I stayed home to go today this morning,
appearantly the doctors werent in today >.<
so I missed school for nothing -.-
though I did get quite a bit of rest :D
I might not be in school tomorrow though, Im going to try and go to the doctors again tomorrow
:x THEY BETTER BE THERE
I FEEL SO FRICKEN DEAD T.T
*ish cant walk right*
im so tired n weak x.x

turtleynes @ 2007-04-16T11:34:00

2007-04-16T15:40:24Z

I feel like im 90...

i feel like my body is deteriorating x.x

im going to the doctors tomorrow though..
yep..

asjkdah o.O

2007-04-15T21:41:56Z

I...

feel really freaking weird today o.o;

turtleynes @ 2007-04-09T00:37:00

2007-04-02T15:51:27Z

Have you had their new zesty nachos? theyre soooo good

Zomg

2007-03-23T15:41:41Z

Trina

2007-02-08T16:49:49Z

Likes pink socks. :D

...

2007-02-02T16:38:45Z

Safety

D:

2007-02-01T11:56:57Z

Kay so lately
I have been pwnt physically XD
my left wrist/hand, hurts like a bitch, well not so much anymore but it still does
my eye is fucked up o.-
the other day, my foot gave out on me and I collapsed in my kitchen!
but that part was rather humurous, after i got over the fact that it hurt. XD
and ive felt kinda weak lately.
and fever :x
and my livers been pwning me lately
and I go like X.X! *doesnt eat much* whenever i see food XD

I need to go to the doctor :x
*slaps my mom*

anyways XD
Im gunna do something I dont usually.. do xD
actually rest. so I not go school for today

but!
Ive decided to stop being so lame XD

starting next week, I stop being a pansy douche bag, and go to school anyways

Oh so pwnt xD

2007-01-29T11:42:47Z

no school for me today :x

my mom was just like. Hey youre not going to school today

im like.. o.o? Whaaa?

shes likes, Yeaah, basement flooded and fucked up our house -.-'

so yeah im pwnt.

and my dad just called me and told me im not going too. XD

<3 k so

love ya, baiz XD

Trina...

2007-01-25T16:43:27Z

...likes to lick little girls vaj eye nas

I wrote a poem :D

2007-01-25T16:39:02Z

Trina is a stupid bitch

turtleynes @ 2007-01-10T11:54:00

2007-01-10T16:55:28Z

D:

I feel really fucking weird and weak today XD

but thats okay! Ill be back tomorrow fo sho

<333

Monosaurus

2007-01-09T16:44:07Z

Trina and Phil are going to kill us all with mono that Al has been producing for them.
this is some crazy biological terrorism going on. D:

turtleynes @ 2006-12-23T21:07:00

2006-12-24T02:07:43Z

for all of you that cared =)

I feel alot better now.
ive sorted everything out to the best i could :D

turtleynes @ 2006-12-23T11:45:00

2006-12-23T16:45:56Z

im so fucking depressed...

turtleynes @ 2006-12-19T11:39:00

2006-12-19T16:39:25Z

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FUCK I HATE CHRISTMAS
Ryan 3:16

turtleynes @ 2006-12-17T19:29:00

2006-12-18T00:29:18Z

<3 everyone :D

ASLKALASK

2006-09-22T15:39:53Z

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watcha think Ryan?

2006-04-15T07:24:39Z

turtleynes @ 2006-02-05T20:54:00

2006-02-06T01:57:11Z

turtleynes @ 2006-02-05T20:24:00

2006-02-06T01:25:03Z

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Z.

I really need to hang out with these fuckers more! super misses them

2005-08-14T22:57:46Z

yesterday/today was good =)

Ill start you off with the highlights from yesterday!!!

Jesse's house : Before the movie
1. *I arrive*
*Jesse's dogs attack me*
me: STUPID ASS DOGS! GET OFF OF ME!
Jess's dad: *laughs real hard* here! we got you some mcdonalds! heres 3 double cheeseburgers for you

2. Jimmy : *calls jesse*
jesse's dad :*answers*
Jimmy: Is Jesse there?
jesse's dad : you mean shit head??
Jimmy : umm.. *thinks jesse answered* umm well, is derek there?
jesse's dad : you mean dumbass??
Jimmy : *Laughs*
Jesse's dad: *brings us the phone* SO! Someones looking for a shit head and a dumbass...
Which one of you is shithead and which ones dumbass?
Me: IM SHIT HEAD!
Jesse: IM DUMBASS!
jesse's dad: HAHAHHAHAHA well, here you go dumbass *gives jesse the phone and walks away*

On the road: to the mall

Jimmy's road rage #1 - *backs out of jesse's driveway uber slow*
me: jimmy what the hell are you doing??
jimmy: I DIDNT WANT TO PEEL OUT IN HIS YARD!!
ahahahahah woo!
Jimmy's road rage #2 - *in monroe with about 5-10 minutes before the movie starts*
jimmy: SHIT! WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH ALL THE FUCKING LIGHTS!!!
*gets through like 2 of them and gets stopped at one*
jimmy: *pulls over to other lane* THIS ONES SHORTER!
*other lane moves forward more*
jimmy: WTF!? NO!
me: NO JIMMY! ITS LIKE OFFICE SPACE!
*finally get through the light and through a few more and are coming up to the last light*
jimmy: YES YES!! YEAAH!!! ONE MORE FUCKING LIGHT!
*coming up to the light and its still green*
me: ITS GREEN!! DRIVE JIMMY DRIVE!!!!
jimmy: I CANT THESE ASS HOLES ARE GOING SLOW AS FUCK!
*gets stopped at the stop light*
jimmy: FUCK SHIT ASS COCK FUCKER DAMN ASS FUCK SHIT FUCK!

The mall: the parking lot
*pulls up to a turn* jimmy: is there a car coming?
me: no, you're clear
jimmy: *starts to turn*
me: SHIT WAIT! CAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!
jimmy: FUCK IT! WE HAVE A MINUTE TILL THE MOVIE!! ITS TO LATE!
:inside the mall
(nothing special happens here! just saw a movie and left :p)
On the road(part two):THE LONG DRIVE HOME!
*weather - pooring rain, slippery road, dark as fuck out... and we were in a huge ass van..
Jimmy: FUCK IM hungry! im getting wendys!
*at wendy's
jimmy: *turns off windshield whipers for some odd as fuck reason and orders his food*
*back on the road*
jimmy: HOLY FUCK I CANT SEE ANYTHING!!
me: JIMMY! YOUR WINDSHIELD!
jimmy: SHUT UP I CANT SEE!
me: JIMMY YOUR FUCKING WINDSHIELD!!!
jimmy: DEREK I CANT SEE!
Me and Jesse: JIMMY TURN YOUR FUCKING WINDSHIELD WHIPERS ON!!!!
Jimmy: oh! *turns them on* well, now thats alot better!

by this time im scared as hell...I dont feel comfortable with younger drivers for some reason.. and jimmy's a crazy as hell driver.. and we had bad weather...
AND to make things worse.. when we we're like.. 3 minutes away from jesse's house.. jimmy almost got us in a wreck and almost flipped his fucking van! woo!!! pretty much I didnt say anything for the rest of the ride home.. and jimmy was freaking out cuz we almost got in a wreck and we were going down the road that he hates the most.. so thats the rest of that..

Jesse's house: after the movie.. and with jimmy!
well, we watched harold and kumar goes to white castle..
and then Monty Python and the holy grail cuz jimmys never seen it before.. FAG!
then we went to bed... kinda? only cuz jimmy got tire.. and he was just about sleeping.. but me and jesse wouldnt let him sleep during monty python.. (2:30ish??)
Jesse went to his room.. and me and jimmy were laying in his back room (where the tv is and such..cuz thats where we sleep..)
:room is completely dark and you cant really see anything in there
Me: Goodnight jimmy!
Jimmy: g'night shithead!
*about 5 minutes go by*
Jimmy: *makes masturbation noises*
Me: JIMMY WHAT THE HELL!!!!? *Laughs extremely hard*
Jimmy: *laughs extremely hard*
yeah.. we kinda laughed about it.. and kept makeing the noises for like.. 10 more minutes..
then, we came up with the idea.. that since he wasnt tired anymore.. wed go wake jesse back up
so we snuck into his room and I guess he wasnt sleeping yet..
me:sneaks over to the other side of jesse's bed while jimmy's on the other side
jesse: *hits me in the head with his pillow
me and jimmy: *jumps on jesse and makes the masturbation noise* yeah we arent tired anymore!
so! we were nerds and played games from then till.. 6:30?? :p BUT IT WAS GOOD FUN! i was hyper as hell holy shit! I havent been like that in a LONG time! I dont think I stopped talking for 30 seconds! well, if I was talking.. it was more of a yelling at jimmy for sucking and then makeing up excuses for me sucking sorta thing.. :p

after that we finally whent to bed.. and me and jesse of course ended up wakeing up early.. :p
so me and him kinda did w/e until jimmy finally woke up.. which was 12:50ish??
then had breakfest and jimmy left us... =(

SO! me and jesse decided to be nerds again for a while..
until like.. 5:30, then my dad picked me up..
and then! My dad took me to I G A to get me a drink!!

AND AND!!!! I SAW LESLIE!!!cuz she works there and stuff! awww.. I miss her so much =(((
shes so cute.. ^.^

AND NOW! Im home alone.. once again! and im typing this.. cuz why? well, I had nothing else to do.. so why not tell you guys what I did??
not like 3/4 of you will read this.. or even comment.. but still! may as well do it anyways! for those that do read it!

K! Im done!

turtleynes @ 2005-06-05T11:23:00

2005-06-05T15:27:52Z

k... I found this quite interesting. hehe. I found a picture of me that I took back in like... September (last year obviously) And today I just took a picture. I like the newer one better. ^_^

Today

<-- september!
Woah thats small...

turtleynes @ 2005-05-08T20:30:00

2005-05-09T00:31:06Z

What
is your Anti-Drug?